You, Lucretia, totally went jumping off the side of the Starblaster butt naked. [Oh, it doesn't matter if Lucretia said the word or not, she planted the imagery there in Lup's head and now she's never going to live it down. Damn her mystery, Lup has already filled in the blanks and refuses to accept any other version of this Mad Lib.

Lup's only laughs harder when she gets flipped off, practically cackling by now, eventually having to slide an arm around her stomach while she doubles over, struggling to catch her breath. There's stray tears running down her face and when even she knows it's gotten to a ridiculous point, Lup puts a hand over her own mouth, like she's trying to suffocate her laughter out. Eventually, as difficult as it is, she's left to just some small giggling, no quite able to stop it completely.]

I may have some dumb deaths, but at least I wasn't totally nude for any of them. [She quickly pauses, eyes flicking up in a contemplative look.] Wait, that's right, isn't it? I didn't-- Yeah, no, zero naked deaths for this chick.