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[restinglichface]

very funny

[scholiast]

Nunya busin
oh, come on. At least let me do the joke

And I really don't need a uh... 'hottie hookup' but thank you all the same, Lup

[restinglichface]

ok fair
always see the goof thru and all that

but cmon lucy lu
ur single and ready to mingle!! and in a city of super horny lady monsters!!!
why wouldnt u wanna get in on this action??

[scholiast]

Thanks, I learned that one from your brother

I would love to see the evidence of this city being full of 'super horny lady monsters', but
In all seriousness, Lup, I really don't have time for anything like that. We're supposed to be figuring out how to *leave*, not... looking for hook-ups

[restinglichface]

tell that to taako

1/2

[scholiast]

... Really?

[scholiast]

Not sure why I said that, on what planet would this be surprising?

Rephrasing: SOME OF US don't have time to be looking for hook-ups. Namely me. I'm solely talking about me, I suppose.

[restinglichface]

taakos gotta taako

oh come ON
what do u have going on that could possibly be taking up most of ur time????

[scholiast]

It's true and you should say it

I'll have you know I'm doing a lot of
uh... writing, thank you very much! I'm busy! I have lots to do!

[restinglichface]

yawn

and what else?

[scholiast]

I know it's not interesting to you, but it's very interesting to me you know

(... pointedly avoiding the question)

[restinglichface]

yeah i get it
nerds and books
its a whole thing
double yawn

how bout u lay out a little compromise for ur favorite girl huh?

[scholiast]

... Maybe
What does a compromise entail, exactly?

Besides, do you even have anybody in mind? At all? I can't... imagine there are many candidates my age around here

[restinglichface]

ive def seen a couple hot milfs around for sure
but just so i know

min and max??

[scholiast]

Istus help me.

I'm really not sure about max, it all feels... irrelevant, to me, but I'm certainly not dating anybody who is/appears to be much younger than me, that's just weird, Lup. I know the century is there but I feel about... uh, mid-fifties, I suppose, so...

This is so embarrassing, this is the worst thing you've asked me. Okay. Min forty, max whatever. I don't care.

[restinglichface]

got it <3
leave it to me babe
we are gonna get you LAID

[scholiast]

Uh... huh

Well, good luck with that.