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What do you think a skeleton handjob would feel like 🤔🤔🤔

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[He spends like a solid minute laughing]

I guess rim jobs are definitely outta the picture too, fucking shame

I swear to Istus, Taako

You can't swear to my goddess

[Has he ever mentioned that???]

(no, what)

Your
sorry, what? Since when have you had a goddess?

Oh shit lol
I'm an emissary of Istus since like four months before coming here? In that town where Magnus left the chalice and it got all fucked up

(Of all the things she had been expecting, this hadn't been anywhere near her list.

It takes her a minute to reply.)

As in you were selected personally? By Istus. The Istus.

Why?

You've met us, right? Like that thing where we spent nearly a hundred years in a fucked up cycle of dying and then we saved all of reality? That thing we did?

Sure, but we're all, like, goofballs.

And yet, saved like everything ever?

Sure. But I haven't saved anything yet, so

She's Istus

Fair.

Have you spoken with her, then? What... what's she like?

Nice? Scary? If she was a dude I would've been into her

(If they were talking about anybody other than a literal goddess she'd call him on those conflicting statements but as is, she understands.)

I suppose we should be thankful, then, that you let your affections lie with a skeleton rather than pursuing a god of any description.