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[scholiast]

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Hi, Lucretia speaking. I'm busy at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message, I'll get back to you ASAP.
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[spellslots]

Yeah, no shit, Lucretia.

[scholiast]

Just checking that if the perfect opportunity to dunk on me mid-conversation comes up you're not going to take that shot. That's all.

[spellslots]

I got it, thanks.

You think you can spend a whole conversation without being patronizing or like, are we asking too much with that?

[scholiast]

Could be tough but I think I can manage it, for you.

[spellslots]

[It's so familiar, trading little snide remarks with Lucretia, but usually they never mean it.]

Go fuck yourself.

I'll text you a time and place.

[scholiast]

(This would be hilarious in literally any other circumstance.)

Got it.

Thanks.